24-hour lifeguard on duty (see John 3:16). |
A Bible in the hand is worth two in the bookcase. |
A Bible that is falling apart usually reveals an owner who isn't. |
Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, the snake didn't have a leg to stand on. |
A family altar can alter a family. |
A good place for the "buck to stop" is at the collection plate. |
A holy person serves God passionately. |
A hypocrite is a person who's not himself on Sunday. |
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. |
A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything. |
A person who hungers for money will spiritually starve to death! |
A problem not worth praying about isn't worth worrying about. |
A talent for the Lord will wither if not used. |
A wise child hears his Father's instruction. |
A. S. A. P. Always Say A Prayer! |
All Christians have the same boss. |
All our seats come with a first-class service! |
All sore and weak from backsliding? Try pew sitting and knee bends. |
All that I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator in all that I have not seen. |
A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth. |
An early walk and talk with the Lord will last all day. |
Anyone can count the seeds in an apple only God can count the apples in a seed! |
Anything that is impossible with man, is possible with God. |
April 1: National Atheists Day. |
Are the rules you live by God commands, or man created? |
Are you a man with a plan, or a saint with a complaint? |
Are you lost? Come on in for directions! |
Are you lost? Follow me! I know the Creator. |
Are you still doubting the Love of God? |
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school. |
Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan. |
At the end of your rope? Look up! |
At the heart of sin is the letter "I". |
ATM inside atonement, truth and mercy. |
Be an organ donor give your heart to Jesus! |
Be as good a person as your pet believes you are. |
Been misunderstood? Imagine how God feels... |
Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels... |
Before all else fails, read the manufacturer's instructions... the Bible! |
Be more concerned what God thinks about you than what people think about you. |
Be quiet enough to hear God's whisper. |
Be strong in the faith you have and more will be added. |
Be thankful for stumbles for they prevent falls. |
Better to face the truth now, than after death. |
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them, He will clean them. |
Before all else fails, read God's instruction manual. |
Before facing the challenges of the day, face the day with God. |
Begin to weave and God will give you the thread. |
Beginning of all things, explained in two words... "GOD created" |
Beware of the high cost of low living! |
Big Bang theory God spoke and "Bang!" it happened. |
Breathe in God's spirit exhale God's love. |
Brush your mind wth the Word of God and prevent truth decay. |
By perseverance the snail reached the ark. |
Can't follow the stars? Follow the One who made them. |
Cars aren't the only thing recalled by their maker. |
Children brought up in church are seldom brought up in court. |
Choices have consequences. |
Christ changed my life. |
Christ traded in the comfort of the manger for the cruelty of the cross. |
Christians are not perfect and innocent, but guilty and forgiven. |
Christians aren't perfect... They're forgiven! |
Christians have a better journey with a destination that's out of this world. |
Christians, like pianos, need frequent tuning!!! |
Christ's return is near don't miss it for the world! |
Christ takes us as we are and makes us as we ought to be. |
Church parking trespassers will be baptised! |
Church Shopping? We're Open Sundays. |
Church: Come to worship, leave to serve. |
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. |
Come and meet at my house before the game Sunday ...God |
Come in and let us prepare you for your finals. |
Come in and meet a Christian whose past was as dark as your present. |
Come in and pray today beat the Christmas rush! |
Come in today and beat the Easter crowd. |
Communion Sunday over a billion served! |
Conscience is God's built-in warning system. |